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Meme time

21 Mar

When was the last time you did a meme? 

The last time someone sent one to me and I felt like wasting time.  Why start with the dumb question?

What type of day are you having?

Fine.  My taxes are done.  And you?

Was there anyone who “made your day”?

My daughter ate the tails off her shrimp at lunch.  I thought only her father did that.

Are you liking how you look today?

Frumpy.  Stuffy from the latest cold.  No, I guess I could be better.

Do you have anyone crushing on you?

Am I in the 5th grade?

Have you ever eaten a bug?

I’m sure.  But not on purpose.

Are you vegetarian?

I was in college, but my husband talked me out of it. I still can’t eat beef.

When was the last time you kissed someone?

I kissed my husband and my 3-year-old today.  These questions are mild….

Have you ever had something stuck between your teeth, but no one decided to tell you?

Oh!  The embarrassement!  Nearly cost me my spot on the 9th grade cheerleading squad!

Are you a mother or a father?

Is this an either/or question or a yes/no question? I’m so confused.

When was your last paycheck?

I’m still employed. Yay! I don’t like last paychecks.  I like next ones.

How many pets do you have?

3

What kind of toothpaste do you use?

Sensodyne.  My teeth are very sensitive. 

Are you closer to being rich or poor?

Well, we are not poor by any stretch.  But I don’t know how you can feel rich while being underwater on your mortgage, paying for daycare/preschool, and saving for retirement and the kids’ college.  Where did it all go?

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?

Only if one of my children (and their lovey animal) has joined us in bed.

What was the last gift someone gave you?

Husband brought me roses from Costco yesterday.  Yay hubby!

Do you appreciate that person?

How about cannot live without?

Did you talk to anyone you didn’t like today?

Does support emails to whiny users count?  I can’t say I don’t like them, but GEEZ people — if you want help, then don’t berate a volunteer website administrator!

Do you like picnics?

Really?  No, I HATE picnics.  Picnics are evil.  I hate picnic baskets, watermelon, and sundresses.  And don’t get me started on checkered tableclothes…

What book are you currently reading?

The Art of Happiness by the Dalia Lama (and a psychologist — I can’t remember his name).  Amazing.  I’m truly moved by this book.

What song did you last listen to?

The Caillou theme song.  Well, you asked. 

What movie is in your DVD player?

Spy kids.  My daughter is a HUGE Robert Rodriguez fan.

How many windows are open in your computer?

16.  Is this supposed to say something about me?  I’m a multitasker?  I’m distracted?  I don’t close windows?

Are you a very stressed out person?

I think this is a trick question for me.  Stuff that stresses the “average joe” out, I’m as cool as a cucumber.  At the same time, I have a few anxiety triggers that “should not be crossed.”  And we’ll just leave it at that.  It’s just a meme.